I keep a note in my phone of all the quotes from their sweet little mouths but sometimes, I just can't get it it and though hilarious, it is forgotten. But, nonetheless, they keep coming up with zingers, so we are never disappointed.
CADE: 7 years old
- "All people are created equal. But not God, he is even higher and equal."
- "Luca doesn't crawl anymore, he charges!"
- I made a sad face and Cade said "You look like Barak Obama. He loves money too much. Just like Judas. They both really liked money."
- If Lolo and Nick have a girl, will they name her Charles Dickens? Or Thomas A. Hendrix?
- "If you want a crate of diamonds on "Boom Beach" you don't have to spend real money, you spend iPad money. Type in your iTunes password and its free!"
- "daddy is the earner, you are the spender. I learned that from Lucy"
- Do you think I'm a good American? Do you think Barak Obama thinks I am a good American?
- Cade- We Can't eat that yogurt!
- Reese- but it says organic!
- Cade- ya but it says "low fat" and that means it comes from sick animals
- "I want to be a missionary to South Korea, probably when I'm 23." then Reese said "ok, then I want to be a turkey!"
- "Can you just pretend I'm the President of the United States?"
- "I'm an artist but I think I'm also a scientist"
- "The police tad us to bite criminals when they try to get us"
- "Daddy's hair is the color of wheels and my hair is the color of sunshine"
- "God is more powerful than Satan. Satan is just a crazy old snake after all"
- Reese was whining and Cade said "Reese you sound like a munchkin whining for food."
- "Why are acting like a mom to me?!"
- "I've always wished for a mommy. And God gave me you!"
REESE: 4.5 years old
- "Are there golden pottys in heaven?"
- "Awww Drew is walking! I think I want to keep him."
- "Mom I'm noisy!"
- "I can't write!!! I can only do zig zags!"
- Thor said "Reese you are such a chatterbox!" Reese said "I am NOT A BOX!!"
I have another note somewhere I saved before my phone died of more Reese quotes so this is just Part 1. Enjoy :)